Tech jokes

Question: Why was the computer cold?

Answer: It left its windows open!

Question: Why do Java developers wear glasses?

Answer: Because they don't C# (see sharp)

Question: Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Answer: Because light attracts bugs!

Question: Why don't programmers like nature?

Answer: It has too many bugs!

Question: Why did the powerpoint presentation cross the road?

Answer: To get to the other slide!

Question: Why did the programmer go broke?

Answer: Because he used up all his cache!

Question: Why did the computer go to therapy?

Answer: It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!

Question: Why did the developer go broke?

Answer: Because he lost his domain in a bet!